Absof*ckinglutely Pen

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Because Sometimes ‘Yes’ Is Too Subtle
When you’re ready to scribble down your big ideas (or your sassy comebacks), this Absofuckinglutely Pen has you covered—literally from tip to touchscreen. It flaunts a gray rubberized finish on solid aluminum with sleek silver accents, making it the most profane-yet-professional writing tool you’ll ever whip out at meetings.

  • Stylus Tip: Perfect for scrolling through inspirational quotes (or spicy memes) without leaving fingerprint chaos on your phone.
  • Chrome Clip & Accents: Adds just enough shine to remind everyone who’s boss.
  • Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Sharp enough to call out BS and sign checks, yet smooth enough to keep it classy.

Because sometimes “yes” isn’t enough, and “absofuckinglutely” is the only proper response. Write on, fearless friend!

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