Because Herding Cats Deserves a Stylish Tool
If your to-do list looks more like a battlefield plan, then meet your new weapon of choice: the Chaos Coordinator Pen. With a charcoal rubberized finish and sleek chrome accents, this aluminum lifesaver promises to keep your handwriting smooth—even if life is anything but.

• Built-In Stylus: Seamlessly jump from scribbling “Don’t forget coffee” on paper to tapping it into your phone’s to-do list.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Because your frantic notes should at least look sharp.
• Chrome Clip & Accents: For that subtle “I’ve got this (sort of)” look.

Coordinating chaos isn’t for the faint of heart—but hey, at least you’ll have a pen that can keep up. Now, go forth and tame that to-do list, you absolute champion of calamity!