Don’t Choke on the Sass
Yes, you read that right. This “I Know Your Gag Reflex” Pen is here to take your writing game to uncharted (and possibly uncomfortable) territory. Wrapped in a black rubberized finish on a sturdy aluminum body, it’s got the durability to withstand every raised eyebrow and gasp it’ll cause.

• Stylus Tip: Perfect for scrolling through drama without smudging your actual fingers in it.
• Chrome Clip & Accents: Adds a nice dash of sophistication to your borderline-inappropriate pen choice.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth as can be, unlike some of the jokes this pen inevitably inspires.

Because why settle for ordinary when you can give people something to choke on—figuratively, of course? Grab hold, and let the eye-rolls commence.