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Because Monogamy Is Overrated (Kidding… Maybe)
Need a clever way to remind your significant other they’re your one-and-only—or at least at the top of your “favorites” list? Enter the You’re My Favorite Wife Pen, finished in eye-catching purple on a sturdy aluminum body. It’s the perfect mix of sweet flattery and cheeky humor.

• Integrated Stylus Tip: Ideal for searching “creative ways to say I love you” without smudging your phone.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: A subtle bling factor—because your wife deserves the best (and you’re apparently trying to keep it that way).
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Writes smoothly enough for love letters, grocery lists, or “Honey, I swear I don’t have another wife!” notes.

Whether you’re giving this to your actual spouse, or just want to raise some eyebrows around the office, this pen proves that flattery (with a dash of scandal) can be the quickest way to someone’s heart. Here’s to showing a little love—no polygamy required!