Check the Temperature of Your Day—No Gloves Required
Because sometimes, the best way to handle life’s endless BS is with a pen that says, “I’ll take your temperature, and it’s definitely high.” Wrapped in a white rubberized finish on a sturdy aluminum body, it sports sleek silver accents that (thankfully) won’t remind you too much of the real thing.

• Integrated Stylus Tip: Perfect for digitally diagnosing the chaos in your inbox.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: A dash of polished flair—at least your pen looks professional.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth enough to write prescriptions for your daily dose of sarcasm.

So go on—use it to sign off your urgent memos or scribble “reminder: not a real thermometer.” Because if you’re going to check the “temperature” of a situation, you might as well do it with style (and zero actual probing).